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  • What Do You Put in a Memoir?

    Or, “Memoirist, Narrow Thy Focus.” An old buddy of mine from the Marines sent me a message the other day. He asked me about writing, and if I had ever considered writing a book about our old unit. This friend said that he was interested in writing, but he didn’t know where to start. Many…

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    October 24, 2023
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  • Gofundme for Truck (Thickburger Removal)

    October 10th, 2023. What should have been a routine feeding video for my YouTube channel, Truck ASMR Mukbang, turned to tragedy in minutes. We trained the cameras on Truck’s plexiglass feeding terrarium and lowered in a half-pound Hardee’s Frisco Thickburger. Truck, his eyes blank and determined, hopped over and tongued the Frisco burger’s melted Swiss…

    nolancapps0

    October 17, 2023
    Humor
  • Wuthering Heights: A Lyrical Breakdown

    Last Saturday, in New York City, I attended a shoes-off housewarming party alongside some of the biggest names in publishing (Didi Tucker-Plunk, Otis Mandelbroth etc.) Long after the last of the brie and olives had disappeared into the bellies—and purses—of hungry writers, I remained, in my socks, chatting with Alex Foster (yes—THAT Alex Foster). Alex…

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    October 10, 2023
    Writing Advice
  • The Last Acts of Bird

    History of Love, by Nicole Krauss, is my favorite novel of the year so far. For some perspective, here is my book list. It’s October. Last year, I read 59 books. It seems hard to imagine reaching that number this year. I mean, there’s just no way. I’m okay with that. I can’t expect to…

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    October 3, 2023
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  • How to Write Literary Prose

    What is the difference, you may wonder, between literary writing and genre writing? Or, you may wonder, how do I ensure that when I look for an agent, or when I submit to literary magazines, that my work is recognized as literary rather than genre? The answer is in the prose. If you’re writing genre…

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    September 26, 2023
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  • On Submission

    Hi everyone Apologies for the long period of silence, I had a lot of trouble with Stephen King’s people after my last post (read it here). This post, be forewarned, is not as juicy as Stephen King’s Steroid Secrets. Instead, I offer you a bit of news about my professional life. All summer, my agent…

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    September 21, 2023
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  • Stephen King’s Steroid Secrets

    Let’s talk Stephen King–and why I think his career is suspicious. King suggests a daily routine of about three hours writing, three hours reading, and one long walk per day—a routine that is very difficult for an all-natural writer to sustain year-round. While it is possible that Mr. King is natural, I have extreme doubts.…

    nolancapps0

    July 5, 2023
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  • Rescue your ending with the Wheel of Callbacks

    No, endings are not as difficult or mysterious as everyone makes them out to be. I don’t say that they are easy. No stage of novel-writing is necessarily easy. But I think writers and professors are too quick to throw up their hands and say, “endings are just hard.” No, no, no, no! They aren’t…

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    June 3, 2023
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  • Scenework pt. 2: Occupation

    In my previous post, I talked about how Interruption can make your scenes more interesting. Today I’ll be talking about another method for giving your scenes shape, complexity, and realism: a device I call “Occupation.” This is an unimaginative name, because Occupation just means giving your characters something to do. I’ll show you my favorite…

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    May 19, 2023
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  • The Interruption Method

    Write Better Scenes, pt. 1 There’s an axiom in novel writing: “Make them laugh, make them cry, make them wait.” Making them wait could be the most important part of the equation. Related axiom: “Write the boring parts quickly, write the exciting parts slowly.” If you know that you are in an exciting scene, SLOW…

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    April 18, 2023
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