Tag: whoopi-goldberg
-
The Whoopie Cushion, pt. 2
The first man to sit on a whoopie cushion may have been the Roman emperor Helioflatulus. The last man to sit on a whoopie cushion was Greg Patterson, about thirty minutes ago. But the moment of rupture is brief, and the journey is so much more significant than the sitting. On a cold January day,…
-
The Whoopie Cushion
Several weeks ago, Jamie and I visited Virginia Beach for the annual Boardwalk Art Show. After a long day of picking over the work of the artists in attendance—and almost buying a print by LJ Eidolon—we visited an arcade called Flipper McCoy’s. We easily racked up over a thousand tickets. I decided to spend 300…